Warning: This letter is very sexually explicit. If that doesn't bother you, read on. I still will partially censor some of the words b/c I don't have an adult blogger page and I don't want to get kicked off.
This is from Mike to his wife Jennifer. He's been in jail for about 9 months for substance abuse. He writes her every day, sometimes 2x a day.
November 16, 2005
Hey sweetie,
How you doing? I'm feeling like shit today, well I was earlier. I was sick to my stomach & my bones were achy. The head nurse gave me some motrin ? and told me go lay down. I was sleeping for about two hours, then I woke up sweeting bullets. I got up & folded my clothes that was drying then I went eat lunch. I barly eat anything, I still feel like throwing up somewhat. I do feel a lot better now. I'm just waitting for my next meeting to start at 1:30pm. I got my own room today so now I can think of you more :) if you get the picture. I don't have to go in the shower or bathroom anymore :) I miss you so much I cann't wait until next week to put my meat down. I'm so f***ing horney its hurting just thinking about it. So how are things around the house, are you finish picking & cleaning your parents house yet I hope you called Mr. K for me sometime this week. I'll talk to him Saturday night. I feel weak as hell rite now, my body still hurts a little but I'm fine. Don't worry your pretty lil self about me, I'm doing just fine. I'm going to hurt that pus** and a$$ when I get home Wed. Find a babysitter for at least one nite so we an bless the whole house again. I'm telling you that you're in for a big surprise wait & see. I'm going to put you out of comission for a few days. Just f*** around and think I'm just playing with you. I'm going to beat that pus** up, beat that pus** up, beat that pus** up. Then I'll love you tender after that. Well, my meeting is fixing to start so I close for now boo. I love you dearly. Bye for now.
I L <3 O <3 V <3 E <3 Y <3 O <3 U <3
All of me to you,
Michael '05
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WOW someone needs to work on their grammar : )
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what he is wanting to beat up. I know a lot of five letter words that start with 'pus'.
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