I stuck my hand in a little boy's pants pocket and felt what I was pretty sure was a condom. I was VERY relieved when it was just an overstretched yellow balloon. Still not sure why the kid had it, but that's a kid for you! I stuck my hand in a little girl's pants pocket and found three rings-- costume, but pretty cute - stackable purple/green/gold gem princess rings. The little boy needs to start carrying more useful things!
From our "Atari/Jared" unit:
I found a Walmart bag inside a Walmart bag with a huge ball of foil inside. I unwrapped all 8 layers of foil VERY cautiously and found a very very tiny portion (think smaller than a pencil eraser) of a leafy green substance. Verdict: either weed, or part of a very old salad-- judging by the layers of foil and layers of bag, I'm thinking the former. I should have known after cigarette lighter #5 and no cigarettes!
Here's a picture:
Don't be disappointed:
I've found all 3 of our most common items today... any guesses what they are? Condoms, fake hair, and tampons!
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